Fish funnies

I've been wanting to get some of these written down, so here they are...

Carson to a friend of ours father, "you have a big belly!" After hitting him in the stomach (he's in his 70's). The man laughs... uncomfortable silence. Then Carson, "why?"

Carson as a 2 year old was always hungry. But his hungry sounded like "horny." He went through Target one day screaming it. Talk about mortifying!!

Carson while potty training. I did it!! I feel great! I perservered and I feel great!! When asked what that meant he said, "to keep on keeping on." Thanks veggie tales!!

Carson in Colorado. "Excuse me is a spanish word for a luego." Excuse me?!

Does anyone see a theme here?!